I like ducks. There are too many bobble-head dolls in the world; I figure the maximum number should be around twenty-three. There is no governor anywhere. Fnord. Napalm jokes are not as amusing as some people think they are. Never eat anything bigger than your head. Remain calm. Kinky Friedman is a very funny fella. Good music can be painful. Watch your head.

Thursday, May 20, 2004

Per Dave Barry's blog about spyware:

"Lying crapweasel."

Bwahahahaha!

Keep your guard up,

Wigwam Jones

posted by Wigwam Jones at 5/20/2004 04:47:58 PM  

2 Comments:

CountryFolk said...

Mr. Jones,

Are you really a country songwriter? What type of country? POP? Classic?

I've written about 20 songs (bittersweet mostly aka alan jackson style) mostly lyrics... couple of melodies going around in my head. Can you give me any insights or pointers how to hookup with someone like you?
I gave 6 songs to a music lawyer and he left for greener pastures.

Thanks Lew

Sat May 22, 11:34:46 AM EDT

 
Wigwam Jones said...

Lew,

Sounds like your music lawyer is a lying crapweasel as well. Sorry to hear it! In answer to your question, yes, I am really a famous country music songwriter. If you were in the business, you'd have heard of me. But I know how it is to try to break in. Lemme give it some thought, and I might could post a blog on it or something.

Sun May 23, 07:26:33 AM EDT

 

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