I like ducks. There are too many bobble-head dolls in the world; I figure the maximum number should be around twenty-three. There is no governor anywhere. Fnord. Napalm jokes are not as amusing as some people think they are. Never eat anything bigger than your head. Remain calm. Kinky Friedman is a very funny fella. Good music can be painful. Watch your head.
Sometimes you just hear things and you wish you hadn't. This morning, it was a comment one woman made to another as they passed me in the hallway:
"All the terra-cotta pigs in the world won't make it right."
I am a famous country western songwriter. I am color-blind. I didn't mean to become a songwriter, let alone a country music songwriter, but as it turns out, it's not very hard. I wish I had never taken up smoking. There's no business like show business. Apparently. I'm also a budding photographer. Being color-blind, I tend towards B&W photography. Imagine that.
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That could be a new mantra...
Tue Mar 01, 10:43:11 AM EST
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